Enjoying labor day by watching The Real Housewives of New Jersey with my girlfriend. Patriotic and shit.
"You’ve got an awfully kissable mouth."
My sister and brother-in law are on their way to Pittsburgh!!
I’m so excited!
I cannot begin to explain my level of pissed off right now. I spent my morning cleaning the store’s front door because someone’s decided to rub their sandwich all over it. And then leave the sandwich there, leaving ants all over.
Just how I like to begin my morning.
Good thing we have security cameras. Fucking asshole.